Frances M.

Is currently in the Turks & Caicos on a restful and restorative vacation with Jeff, and she just sent me the most hilarious email. I feel compelled to share:

"Am alone on beach near the most stereotypically Latin couple on planet. Never ever ever in my life have I seen a butt so big attached to a tiny tiny waist. I don't understand. I don't know how you live- they are beautiful but have photoshoots and make out and then throw tantrums and rage and then make up and float linked together in ocean. I'm doing a character study and it soooo intriguing."